Seth Cockfield

comedian | Brooklyn, NY

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How Do You Expect Bullies To Survive With All These Rules?

The Internet: “If we can’t joke about rape, what else is off-limits? Racism? The Holocaust? Retards? Midgets?”

No, but God forbid you make a joke about yourself! Fuck! If your comedy really is “just jokes” and your act doesn’t reveal a thing about you, and your joke about rape really was completely contrived for the sake of shock, and OF COURSE you don’t hate women at all, then the real offense is you’re boring.