Down The Tubes
I really feel like this nation is going down the tubes. It's like you can't even thoughtlessly insult people you don't even know based on tired stereotypes without the liberal pc politically correct left-wing feminazis getting in your face. What happened to the world we grew up in? I miss the olden days when I was a dumb teenager and the only people I knew were my bigoted family and my dumb friends whom I was drawn to because they were assholes just like me and we'd talk shit about people we didn't like because they were different and if anyone called us out on it we'd insult them and maybe even threaten them with violence.
And movies aren't the same anymore, either. Back in the 80's, dudes in movies were DUDES and chicks in movies were HOT and were basically there just to REACT to the DUDES. I don't need to know what the chick is thinking, okay? Just get her top off and let the dude save the day already. I mean COME ON! Remember Revenge of the Nerds? Remember Revenge of the Nerds? Remember Revenge of the Nerds? I mean, nowadays you got chick action heroes too. Riiight like that's gonna happen. And even dude action heroes are soft now, with their nice hair and clothes and monogamous relationships. Give me Rambo over Jason Bourne any day. Rambo killed brown people and Ronald Reagan was president and I jerked off to Top Gun every night because it was a different time back then.